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Jan 17, 2007
Lifes wonders and exploding pants
Current mood:amused
LilyAnna Quinn...what a girl...perfect one moment and poopie the next...I'm so glad I love bathroom talk because this girl is a pooping wonder...in one day she crapped out of five outfits...and babies have this wonder poop that doesn't come out of clothes...it's mustard yellow (and suprisingly unsmelly)...you just better hope you cloth your child in butter yellow outfits or you'll be spending a lot of time unstaining those cute little onsies.
Now as far as gas goes this little princess can out belch and out fart her mother and keeps up with her father...although she does both a lot more often then either of us...dang...you can be across the room and PHIBBBITTT!!!! the carpet is shaking and the animals run and hide...ugh! Yet another diaper to change...or better yet...fresh out of the tub and still wrapped in her towel...why oh why...oh how I love my pooping wonder...oh how I can't wait to have something else to love about her!
Pretty sure our child took lessons from our cat while she was still in the whomb...she makes this fake cry that sounds like the cat yowling and she peers out with one eye while sleeping or trying to be sneaky...cracks me up...she'll emit a WAH! Just a single one in catoneeze and throw her head back with one eye popped open and her gummy mouth thrown wide...then she'll look back at you to see if you got her message...mostly I think she just wants our attention...little drama queen....don't know where she got that.
In other news...I can't seem to get anything much done around the house...and it's a small one, totally managable by one person...so far I keep on top of the dishes, laundry and food but I am lacking in the vacuuming, dusting, bed making, bathroom cleaning, floor moping...and other what nots...so if youve done something nice for us and would normally recieve a Thank you from us and have yet to...well, it's on the list of to do's...it just hasn't been tuh done.
okay...well....I should go....I've obviously got a few things to accomplish that don't include talking about poopsie.

Feb 26, 2007
I've always known I'm a geek...I'm comfotable with my geeky-ness...I sometimes try and tone it down for others and I have occasionally fooled people into thinking I'm hip...but now...my cover is forever blown...little miss LilyAnna knows how to pull the geek out of a person...I've not ever once in public made noises to go with every movement...or made up so many words that already have their own proper word (for example fingers have turned into fenders)...or cared about the color pink...until now...I have even found myself adoring the color pink...I used to loath it...I would ask what was wrong with me...but I already know...I am forever and totally lost on my child...I mean gone...there is no cure for the LilyAnna fever...this child stole my heart and won't give it back...I am so stoked for the tea parties and shopping trips and facials...but I'm cool with hanging out till the poor thing stops drooling on herself too...all in good time my pretty...all in good time...I almost hope she thinks I'm a geek...you know...that my geeky-ness isn't lost on her...not only will she be way cooler than me...she will know that there is life after you realize you're forever a nerd...I love that I get to teach her this ( and keep her from making the same disasterous hair choices I made...green anyone?!)...sometimes I'll be doing something and not giving her my full attention...and when look back at her she's got this smile on her face like...yup, I've got you figured but I really like you anyway and I know that you made up that lame song just for me.
I never realized how plain I was till I had a baby...I feel so much more interesting now...like I went from lame to cool or blah to wow...for one thing I have something other than me to talk about...that has to be nice for you all that read this shlock...that and I've started to realize how much I am capable of...who knew you could apply mascara and hold a baby at the same time...ohhh here's a good one...hold a baby and use a public bathroom without sitting on the seat...ever tried to drop yer drawers one handed while holding 12 plus pounds that squirms in the other hand?! Gracious! But I now know can...so...therefore...well, I couldn't or at least didn;t know I could before so now I know I can and I think that's cool and I'm totally lost in the point I was going for. Okay...baby's crying so go now.

March 6, 2007
In a previous blog...I think it's the Price is Right blog I added a portion at the end about how baby Guth would get a gold star if she was born in less than four hours after labor started...little did I know she would take me seriously! I've been thinking a lot about my labor and delivery and how awesome it was and how drugged up I was with my natural bodily hormones...I woke up at 6am with contractions and figured they were just more Braxton Hicks...as I was only 38 weeks and 6 days prego...so I went to lunch and then walked the mall...got home about 2:30pm and called Jason cause by then I knew I was in labor...at 3:00pm my water broke so we drove to the birth center...at 5:45pm LilyAnna Quinn Guthner was here sticking her bottom lip out and being the drama queen a girl like me that marries a guy like Jason is bound to have. So...I had just four hours of what's called active labor and not even twelve hours of labor all together! That is crazy! I mean at the time I was really glad to be done...but I wouldn't mind taking it a bit slower next time because everything was so intense...some extra time to stretch and labor might just be nice...and I wouldn't have needed stitches if I had been able to go a bit slower...so little miss Lily...you get a gold star anyway...and based on the feeling on my legs...she's gonna repay me by pooping out of her diaper...tata...the pooping wonder has stuck again!